If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the… Poop Chute! Poop Chute yeah
I’m headin’ down the Atlanta cock-way,
lookin’ for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a dick, it’s as big as a whale
and we’re headin’ on down
To the Poop Chute
I got me an asshole, it tastes just like honey
So hurry up and bring your gloryhole money

The Poop Chute is a little old place
where we can get together
Poop Chute baby, Poop Chute bay-bee.
Love baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo love baby, that’s where it’s at

Sign says.. Woo… stay away Vag,
‘cause dick rules at the Po-o-op Chute!
Well it’s set way back in the middle of an ass,
Just a funky old Chute and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the cock-way
Glitter on the back door
Glitter on the Chute

The Poop Chute is a little old place
where we can get together
Poop Chute bay-bee! Poop Chute baby!
Poop Chute, that’s where it’s at!
Huggin’ and a kissin’, dancin’ and a lovin’,
wearin’ next to nothing
Cause it’s hot as an oven
The whole Chute shimmies!
The whole Chute shimmies when everybody’s
Movin’ around and around and around and around!
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby!
Folks linin’ up outside just to get down
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby
Funky little Chute! Funk-y little Chute!

Hop on my Dick,
it’s as big as a whale
and it’s about to set sail!
I got me a Doodle, it seats about twenty
So c’mon and bring your gloryhole money.

The Poop Chute is a little old place
where we can get together
Poop Chute baby! Poop Chute bay-bee!
(Poop Chute…Poop Chute…)
Poop Chute, that’s where it’s at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can’t hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
You’re what?… gloryhole, busted!

Poop Chute, baby Poop Chute!
Poop Chute, baby Poop Chute!
Poop Chute, that’s where it’s at
Poop Chute, baby Poop Chute!
Love baby, that’s where it’s at
Huggin’ and a kissin’,
dancin’ and a lovin’ at the Poop Chute

Created by @FaeClaude and @ELNorthman

Correction when referring to @ELeifNorthman, @ELNorthman and @EricNorthmanSC:

MY DICK

demonxdiantha:

@FaeClaude -dies laughing-

*gags* Vag has fangs and cobwebs!

inarareynalds:

Claude’s Fruit Loops! Respect THE DOODLE!

*gets ready for my date with @Erics_Ass*

demonxdiantha:

@FaeClaude New plan! Spongebob style.

What is this Spongebob? Because I like the way he thinks.

*poofs @Erics_Ass an invite to join me for the Winter Ball*

ericsasswallet:

hallowstonebrook:

@Erics_Ass *wiggle wiggle* :) You still do it better..

He ain’t got nothing on me. *wiggle wiggle* 

*can see his wannabe @permabonereric* Poser!

safety-pinned-and-skid:

HOLY SHIT!!!!! Cthulu has made his way out of his prison to part the sea legs

*sends his poor sexually frustrated fruitloop, @PamDBeaufort something to take the edge off*